Tweets of the Week (Election Edition)

By OYIT Staff (featuring special guests)

We decided that tweets of the week should be spun off into its own article.  Why? Because we could use some filler!  If you have any ideas for filler, please leave a comment.  If you don't have any ideas, you can still leave a comment.  It would be wonderful to hear from you after our recent falling out.

Fuck you @rspwfaq . You can suck my dick and you're too fat to even see your dick.
— Linda McMahon (@RealLinda2012) November 7, 2012

Got a rock hard election boner.
— jakefm (@jakefm) November 6, 2012

Changing all of my "Who Farted?" shirts and hats to "Who Voted?" for tomorrow.
— jakefm (@jakefm) November 6, 2012

don't blame me i voted for a stack of evil sentient cash money fucking a pizza covered in the cured meats of many endangered species while a
— ryan woodsmall (@rwoodsmall) November 6, 2012

President Anime... the Bad Guy Country has dubs! We must launch our imported subs as soon as possible!!!
— ryan woodsmall (@rwoodsmall) November 6, 2012

Pizza For President!
— ryan woodsmall (@rwoodsmall) November 6, 2012

obama plz send drone to get me hot nudes of my fave celebs. plz do a good thing for once w/your drone. where r the nudes obama. where r they
— a love-shy teen (@bryanrh) November 6, 2012

Mort Cromley lost president and now serve sentence in Gitmo.
— jakefm (@jakefm) November 7, 2012

LOL RT @melissajoanhart have a good healthcare system that works& choose not to continue on the path of the last 4 years! #RomneyRyan2012
— glenn (@glenn_ebooks) November 6, 2012

RT @melissajoanhart hey world, Clarissa here.Vote against that dark skinned Muslim and Sam will climb his ladder again! #RomneyRyan2012
— glenn (@glenn_ebooks) November 6, 2012

RT @melissajoanhart on the next episode of M&J, I find myself in hot water when I'm raped - will my body reject the pregnancy? #GOP2012!
— glenn (@glenn_ebooks) November 6, 2012

I can't stop crying.America died.
— Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 7, 2012

Congratulations, You Just Ruined America
— Leno Writer's Room (@LenoWritersRoom) November 7, 2012

we will now begin executing anyone who made a "binders full of big birds" joke in the streets, in their homes, in the fields and in the seas
— ryan woodsmall (@rwoodsmall) November 7, 2012

URGENT: COMRADE OBAMA YOU MAY NOW REVEAL OUR UNDERGROUND SOCIALIST SECRET GOVERNMENT, TROTSKY BE WITH YOU
— a love-shy teen (@bryanrh) November 7, 2012

I missed the victory speech so did Obama bring out a still living Osama as secretary of defense b/c if not some people are INORDINATELY mad.
— a love-shy teen (@bryanrh) November 7, 2012

Ahhh, a second term. Barack Obama's serpent tongue flicks between his lips. Time to reveal the Snake Agenda & convert us all to Hisstianity
— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) November 7, 2012

obana stop taking my nintendo zapper guns im wanna pretend 2b a 90s tween forever and typeing "butt boobs" into lyco's
— God Is Real Horby (@grifteezy) November 7, 2012