World Post - Persistently Confused Edition

By Bub

An elderly woman from Flagstaff held a protest in Washington D.C. this week under the mistaken belief that President Obama had outlawed the state of Arizona.

Actor/director Clint Eastwood was terrified to find himself in a stadium full of foul-mouthed, angry, black men.

Spectators laugh as the sole equine detainee at Guantanamo Bay stomps out a desperate request for transfer to the local glue factory after her 10th habeus corpus petition was denied by the U.S. Supreme Court.

As per request, President Bill Clinton was formally presented with every attendee of the annual Clinton Global Initiative forum to passionately kiss.

American advisors solicit feedback from an Afghan trainee on how best to secure the country.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez dons boxing gloves to prevent knuckle-wear as he pummels the faces of political opponents who are tied to trees in a Caracas neighborhood.

Pop icon Madonna accidentally outed President Barack Obama as a 'black Muslim' this week while endorsing his candidacy at a concert in Washington D.C.  This information was revealed in secret to her and other attendees of a recent meeting of the Liberal Elite Cabaal held at the mansion of George Soros and his gay partners William Ayers and the real Osama bin Laden.

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                           Screen-testing for the 'Wayne's World' reboot, above, "dismal".

Mitt Romney unveiled his 'Plan for a Stronger Middle Class'.  At a rally in Toledo he declared, "I believe in an America where we can demarcate a middle class through a system of intricate skull measurements regardless of personal income relative to top earners."

World leaders pleaded for action Tuesday at U.N. headquarters to stop the massacre of Syrians by the Assad regime which has so far claimed nearly 30,000 lives.

The Elders of Zion issued their annual Protocols this week, seen here honoring the producers of the controversial film 'Innocence of Muslims'.

NFL strike-breaking referees made an errant, game-deciding ruling on Monday, spurring calls to end the practice of remote refereeing professional football games from a thousand miles away by men with clinically diagnosed vision impairment.