Untertainment Weakly (6-8-2012)

By Jake

Louis CK and Andrew “Dice” Clay have been cast in the next Woody Allen movie.

“Jackass 4” is happening soon.

“Terminator 5” starring Arnold S. is rumored for next year.  Good thing no Mayans will be alive to see it.

Samuel L. Jackson has joined the “Robocop” remake.

Community producers and sometimes directors, Joe and Anthony Russo will be directing “Captain America 2.”

RIP Ray Bradbury.

Debra Messing has filed for divorce.  All right fellas, the line forms behind me.

Ashley Tisdale has joined “Scary Movie 5.”

Jerry O’Connel has been cast as Herman Munster in NBC’s awful drama version of “The Munsters.”

Andy Samberg has officially left “Saturday Night Live.”

Christina Applegate will return in “Anchorman 2.”  I’m surprised they could get her!

Matthew Perry Watch
Matty P will be present (maybe presenting) at the "2012 NHL Awards" on the NBC Sports Network on June 20.

Movies Out This Weekend
Prometheus - This is a prequel to “Alien,” I think.  Did you like “Alien”?  I did not really enjoy it that much, but “Aliens” was really great.  I am not a huge sci-fi fan, so I certainly won’t be seeing this one.  I guess, this is supposed to be good, so you make the choice.  You really would anyway.  You never listen to me, and that’s why “Snow White and the Seven Huntsman” is the number one movie in America right now.

Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted - Have you seen the trailer for this?  It is one of the most offensive things I have ever seen.  There’s a panda that says “ching chang chong” and a monkey who sounds like “Amos and Andy.”  Don’t take your children to see this racist movie!

Movies I Watched This Week
Monkey Business 10/10
The Simpsons Movie 10/10
Die Hard 2: Die Harder 7/10

Song of the Week

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3 comments:

  1. GlennJune 8, 2012 at 11:07 AM

    I AM GOING TO SEE PROMETHEUS I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED I LOVE THE ALIEN TRILOGY. THEN THEY STOPPED MAKING ANY OF THOSE MOVIES AFTER ALIEN 3 SO WE'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR THIS.

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  2. BubJune 8, 2012 at 1:16 PM

    I want to see that Woody Allen movie! I watched Monkey Business with you!! DreamWorks thinks it's OK to sublimate racist stereotypes with animated animals - this is the Song of The South for the next generation!!!

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  3. KalJune 10, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    This was one of the most exciting 'Unentertainment Weekly' articles yet! Right up to Madagascar 3. That piece of shit will be number one next week, just sayin'. People who take their kids to see it should be made to wear a KKK hood. Or maybe a swastika armband, really depends on your region.

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