Nicole Kidman has signed on to play Grace Kelly in the upcoming biopic “Grace of Monaco.”
Tim Burton is planning on making a stop-motion “Night of the Living Dead” remake. He can eat my ass.
“General Hospital” has been renewed.
Fox will re-air the pilot of “Married...With Children” to celebrate its 25th anniversary.
“Game of Thrones” got renewed for a third season.
Fox has renewed “Glee,” “Raising Hope” and “The New Girl.”
NBC
is looking at ways to “reboot” “The Office,” which would mix new
characters in with the characters we all currently love, like the guy in
the background who never speaks.
Seth MacFarlane’s “Flintstones” reboot is on hold. Really, that’s too bad. How will I know if it is a living or not?
Jaleel White denies abuse claims, says, “I did not do that.”
Matthew Perry Watch
Matty, stay out of the sun! You are too tanned, bro. Could you BE anymore tan?
A Quick Plea for You to Watch NBC’s “Best Friends Forever”
This
is a really great show starring Lennon Parham and Jessica St. Clair.
They write the show by improvising into a tape recorder. The show has a
different type of humor than your standard sitcom and might take more
than one episode to get into, but I really enjoy it. I know this show
is going to get canceled so enjoy it while it’s around.
Movies Out This Weekend
The
Three Stooges - When patrons walk into the theater to see
this film, they should be met with a firing squad instead of this
abhorrent film. The people who pay to see this film should be
immediately put to death. They are part of the problem, not part of the
solution. The solution is to exterminate the moviegoers who will plunk
down $30 for a ticket to this trash. America will never heal while
they are still around.
Lockout
- It seems a little too soon to make a movie about the NBA lockout, but
always starved for an unoriginal idea, Hollywood couldn’t help but leap
on this one. Will this movie be a slam dunk or a brick? Will the
movie spell out “H-O-R-S-E” or will it only get to the ‘R’ and lose to
its opponent?
Movies I Watched This Week
2 Fast 2 Furious 7.5/10
Drunken Angel 9/10Onibaba 7.5/10
Fast & Furious 7.5/10
Pitfall 9/10
Tower Heist 6/10
Fast Five 8/10
The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift 7.5/10
Drive Angry 5.5/10
Song of the Week
You've watched more Fast and Furious car movies in the past two weeks than most people have ever seen in their whole lives!
ReplyDeleteAlso - $30 for 3 stooges? I hope you are buying your tickets at the theatre, not someone in the parking lot. "Hey man got some bootleg tix to Fast 6 Furious 6 - only $30!"
Best Friends Forever is better than your "average" sitcom but I did not like the Jessica St. Clair character in the pilot episode.
Watch the second episode!
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ReplyDeleteI watched Fast Five and Tokyo Drift with Jake and fell in love with them. Now I'm going to shrink my car to Japanese drift car size and drift my ass to work every day.
ReplyDeleteThough I'm not thrilled Tim Burton's next project idea is a reboot I do love Tim Burton's style and would definitely see it.
I can't believe you watched all those movies! I want Matthew Perry Watch to only have positive news - when I'm not 'watching' him I assume he's doing something depressing!! I missed BFF - can I watch it online somewhere???
ReplyDeleteYes: http://www.hulu.com/best-friends-forever
ReplyDeleteMatthew Perry does not do that much every week. Sadly, that was the closest thing I had to news on him. He got too much sun or too much spray tan. Probably trying to impress Lizzie.
BFF is good!
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