“The Lorax” was a huge hit, making $70.7 million over the weekend.
Jeff Goldblum will be starring as Sarah Silverman’s ex-boyfriend in the pilot of Sarah Silverman’s new sitcom “Susan 313.”
Kirk
Cameron Says Something Stupid: "Marriage was defined by God a
long time ago. Marriage is almost as old as dirt, and it was defined in
the garden between Adam and Eve -- one man, one woman for life till
death do you part. So I would never attempt to try to redefine marriage.
And I don't think anyone else should either. So do I support the idea
of gay marriage? No, I don't."
Julia
Stiles is heading to an NBC series called “Midnight Run” about an FBI
cult specialist who investigates disappearances in a cult-like commune
in Alaska. This sounds good!
The
President Talks Aziz Ansari: "Aziz Ansari... now this is big
because Malia is a big 'Parks and Recreation' fan. So having Aziz here
is like the only thing she thinks is worth me doing. I want to thank him
for what he said earlier. I know he's backstage, but I just want to say
that I have more Twitter followers than you, man."
Janet
Jackson has turned down “X-Factor.” The reality show, not the super
hero group. Brittney Spears may join--the super hero group!
Universal is making a Ouija board movie. Buy your tickets now!
Fox Canceled “Terra Nova.” Netflix is looking on producing new episodes.
There’s already a bullshit sequel to the bullshit movie “Project X.”
Keri Russell is going to star in an FX pilot about a KGB spy living in Washington D.C. in the 1980s.
There’s a “Tooth Fairy 2” starring Larry the Cable Guy.
“Justified,” which is apparently a TV show, is getting a fourth season.
Jeff Ross and Andy Daly are both getting new shows on Comedy Central.
Dennis Wade's wife has filed with divorce. Sorry to end the news section on such tragic news.
Matthew Perry Watch
On
March 25, Matthew Perry will be guest starring on “The Good Wife.” The
episode is entitled “Blue Ribbon Panel.” I know all of the Matthew
Perry enthusiasts out there are as excited about this as I am.
Movies Out This Weekend
John
Carter - I have no idea what “John Carter” is about. I guess
it’s a biopic, otherwise why would they use a person’s name as the
title? It just wouldn’t make any sense. John Carter must be Jimmy
Carter’s brother. I think he lived in space.
Silent
House - This silent movie is piggybacking on the award
success of “The Artist.” This silent horror movie is a remake of the
psychedelic Japanese movie “Housu.” This is a must-see movie that will
probably score big during award season. Enjoy!
Movies I Watched This Week
Sarah's Key 7.5/10The Guard 8.5/10
The Lincoln Lawyer 8/10
The Diving Bell and the Butterful 9/10
Atonement 8/10
Inception 9/10
Xanadu 7.5/10
Iron Man 2 8/10
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil 8.5/10
The Fighter 9/10
The Kids Are All Right 9/10
The Departed 9/10
Going Places 7/10
New Low 6/10
Marathon Man 9.5/10
Barcelona 7/10
Margot at the Wedding 7/10
Like Crazy 7/10
Country Strong 5.5/10
Diabolique 10/10
There is NO WAY you watched that many movies in one week. I don't think I've seen that many movies in my entire life!
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Malia sounds pretty cool! I've never watched 'The Good One' but I'll create a mini-episode in my mind thanks to this week's Matthew Perry watch!! Jake watches all movies on fast forward!!!
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