It is 2012, a year I couldn't even imagine living to back in the 80s. It seemed like a million years away, but it was only really 30. I don't know much about the Mayans, but if they want the world to end this year, then they are probably jerks.
Just because I laugh at a Cheech and Chong record does not mean I condone drug use.
I bet baby food is delicious.
I just can't get enough sweet & sour chicken.
Sour cream really isn't that sour, at least compared to a lemon.
Do kids still use Trapper Keepers or is everything just computers now?
Why didn't Cap'n Crunch ever get his own TV show?
I like cop movies with dogs. They're pretty funny.
In my opinion Weird Al is the weirdest singer out there these days.
I feel bad for Dilbert, the guy has a rough work life.
Soccer is a dangerous sport. It`s the only game where you have to eat your team mates.
Cap'n Crunch is a spokes jack! His TV show would have been a 22 minute commercial.
ReplyDeleteThis is the second most overtly racist column you've ever written Mikey! Right behind 'Protocols of the Elders of Zion'!! I hope you get sent to a concentration camp!!!
ReplyDeleteThe world isn't going to end you fucking idiot. If we can get through the first term of Barack Obama - who is LITERALLY the anti-christ - then we can get through anything.
ReplyDeleteSesame chicken is better. It was my relapse food when I was going back to vegetarianism.
ReplyDeleteFeel bad for Dilbert that work is his only life!