In other “Parks & Recreation” news, Kathryn Hahn, of the recently cancelled “Free Agents,” is joining the cast for a story arc.
Brent McKenzie says that there may be a “Flight of the Conchords” movie.
“Community” won the “TV Guide” readers’ poll and will be/is on the cover. They also got a small ratings bump on last night's episode.
Bryan Singer (the first two “X-Men” movies) will direct “The Munsters” reboot pilot. And this show is going to be a one-hour drama instead of a sitcom. Seriously? Fuck you NBC.
Patrice O’Neal died from complications from a stroke. He was a comedian and wrote for WWE for two years.
Fox released its midseason schedule. “Bob’s Burgers” doesn’t premiere until March 11th, with a full season order. Also, for some reason there’s a “Napolean Dynamite” cartoon.
Other Thoughts
Well, no new films opened this weekend. This is the first weekend since I started writing this article that this has happened. What am I supposed to do now? I guess I could remind you not to see “Jack & Jill,” but I doubt you have or will. I could urge you to see “The Muppets,” because it was really fun and is the best reviewed movie of 2011. Or, I could do this:
Top 10 Worst Movies I Have Ever Seen
10. “Jocks (1987)” - Now, I don’t remember watching this film, but this line in the review I wrote of it tells me that it belongs on this list: “One of the keywords on IMDB is "kicked in the crotch," and that's exactly what it felt like when I watched this piece of shit.”
9. “Robocop 3” - From my review, which I live blogged to Twitter as I watched: “As crazy as it might sound, I think Robocop just converted to Christianity. #robocop3”
8. "Paranormal Activity" - If I wanted to watch people sleep for an hour and a half, I would head over to the YMCA. Boring film.
7. "Robot Ninja" - The Robot Ninja is not a robot or a ninja, it's just a dude who doesn't know how to fight. This movie is very gory and very bad.
6. "The Grudge" - Super boring Japanese horror movie remake starring Sarah Michelle Gellar. Everything in this movie happens so slowly.
5. "Fast Food - When Jim Varney is the best part of a movie you know you're watching some real shit.
4. “Cocktail” - From my review: "This is possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. I tried to think of something nice to say about it and all I could come up with is that the cameras were in focus the whole film."
3. “House of 1,000 Corpses” - Inaccurate title--I only saw 300 corpses at most--weird edits between film and grainy video, and it is basically a remake of “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” or any other “freaky family” movie from the 70s or 80s.
2. “The Runaways” - This movie sucked on pretty much every level. It’s boring, inaccurate and people praise it. Fuck every person who liked this film.
1. “I Spit on Your Grave” - This movie is at least half rape scenes. I’m not sure why, but rape makes me uncomfortable.
You should try to watch the remake of ISOYG - it is only 30-40% rape scenes and 10% of it is people doing pratfalls. The bloopers after the credits had the theatres rolling in the aisles when I saw it.
ReplyDeleteThere really aren't any wide release movies coming out this week! WTF?
There's several art house movies coming out today!
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