Alphabet soup doesn’t give you enough vowels.
They used to tell people to keep on truckin’, then they stopped saying it and now nobody trucks anymore.
I would never look a gorilla in the eyes.
Why is there a knife just for butter?
I don’t see why people love Ronald Reagan. His movies are terrible.
Does anybody find it odd that our lord was born in a barn?
Remember that commercial where a person was about to die and somebody asked them what they wanted on their tombstone and they thought it was a pizza? Who would eat a Tombstone Pizza? They suck!
I wouldn’t argue that one can learn some lessons from the Incredible Hulk comic books, but I wouldn’t compare them to the Bible.
Shamu is the most popular whale, but who is the most popular otter?
My Favorite Martian is my least favorite martian.
Scrooge McDuck controls 99% of the wealth in Duckburg.
Calling an immitator a copycat is like calling a black person the n-word.
I don’t understand prostitutes. It’s probably all of the slang they use.
The "Tombstone" one is one of my favorites. I was waiting months (maybe even a year) to post it.
ReplyDeleteThe Ronald Reagan is the first thing, out of your last 100 columns, that I agree with. But then you completely undermined it by your class warfare comment about Scrooge McDuck.
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