Sarah Palin has to be smart if she went to so many colleges.
I'm never going to shave my head. I'm not cool enough to pull it off.
I love when people make jokes about Chuck Norris.
Wheat is shit. Sorry.
Popeye should sell spinach, not chicken.
McDonald's play areas look fun, but who really cares about plastic balls in 2011?
I would love to get a couple tie-dyed shirts.
Cameron Diaz is the finest actress of our time.
I prefer Mrs. Butterworth to Aunt Jemima, even if she is family.
Why can't we just use the air for electricity?
Fries don't need cheese.
I'd rather fish off of a riverboat than gamble. That's just me.
I had a pretty good time at the telephone museum.
My wife made macaroni for dinner without cheese. She cracks me up.
Popeye does market spinach.
ReplyDelete"Why can't we just use the air for electricity?" There have never been so many bafflingly stupid things about a single statement ever before! You are the most pitiful clown I've ever known Mikey!!
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