Iris's Jokes

By Iris 

Iris is Bub's five year old daughter.



Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sucka'.
Sucka' who?
Sucker field!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny, I love spiders!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Basketball.
Basketball Who?
Basketball I love air conditioning coffee!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Light-bulb.
Light-bulb who?
Light-bulb, I love my light.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lamp.
Lamp who?
Lamp, my light is air conditioning.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Picture.
Picture who?
My picture can light up!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider web.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Computer.
Computer who?
Computer, I love you!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Globe.
Globe who?
Globe, I have to wear a shirt to the ball.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Number eighteen.
Number eighteen who?
Number eighteen, I am actually really a sixteen.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twenty.
Twenty who?
Twenty sixty!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Picture.
Picture who?
Picture lamp!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie, The Spider has come! Where is he? Where did he go!?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goof ball.
Goof ball who?
Goof ball, oh I got a boo boo! (makes fart noise, then falls to ground)

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golf club.
Golf club who?
Golf club, I miss the spider.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shorts.
Shorts who?
Shorts underwear!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio, I love CDs for myself!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Paint.
Paint who?
Paint, I love to paint from Australia, I love my pictures (Makes fart noise). Bye! (Falls to ground)