Remember the Menendez brothers? Those guys were the talk of the town after they murdered their parents, but I guess that kind of fame only lasts so long.
I am a safe sex advocate.
I know a great way to catch nightcrawlers, but it's a secret. I don't want anybody taking all the worms!
If Mr. Magoo is so blind, then why does he have a driver's license?
People who talk on their cellphones in the library are rude.
Don't ever give me a glass of milk unless you want to see me fly off the handle.
Gomer Pyle is one of my favorite fictional marines.
I don't see what's so great about Michigan.
Mark Summers is a solid game show host, but as far as food shows go he leaves something to be desired.
I haven't cried once since September 11, 2001.
If chess is the sport of kings, what does that make polo, or roller hockey, for that matter.
I think this computer might explode.
Why isn't there a Donkey Kong movie? I would go see it.
The fish aren't biting this summer like they used to.
Oatmeal is never good, not even in a cookie. It's just gross!
This is two weeks in a row with Gomer Pyle mentions. Are you watching TVLand, Mikey? Do you have any Jim Nabors CDs?
ReplyDeleteA Donkey Kong movie would be horrible! Mikey, you're basically wishing plagues on humanity.
ReplyDeletethe menendez brothers are still the talk of my town.
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