One Week in Entertainment

By Glenn 

ENTERTAINMENT! This week: Jennifer Lopez, new Fox series, Justin Bieber and Casey Affleck.

David Cross and Will Arnett will reunite for the Fox comedy "Running Wilde." This is a new series by Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz. Why does Fox produce the highest quality comedies on television? That is a rhetorical question.

Jennifer Lopez is turning 41 this week. Her birthday week must be a lot of fun, but not as fun as the week when she had a number one single and number one movie at the same time. I don't remember what song it was or what movie it was, just that she used to be really famous and she has a lot of money. She is an American hero.

Teen star Justin Bieber will play a teen guest star on the television show CSI, which is about murder and finding people who commit it. CSI is trying to target the only demographic who do not watch its show: 6-12 year old girls.

There is a new movie called "Salt," which I was surprised was not a biopic about the Salt and Peppa group from the 1980s. Instead it is a spy movie starring Angelina Jolie. Even though she is in great shape, she had to get in even BETTER shape for this movie, which involved working out every day and adopting 10 children every day from Uganda.

Someone sued Casey Affleck for sexual harassment. Without knowing the details of the case but with knowing how much I love Casey Affleck, I pronounce him "not guilty." He also said that he'll "sue back," which is the same thing I said the last time I was sued for sexual harassment.

Steven Seagal will be starring in a new TV series called SOUTHERN JUSTICE. It's really exciting to see someone so talented back on TV full time. Every episode will end with a mentally retarded black man who killed a white person put to death.