My friends and I like to talk about the differences between grilling with charcoal versus grilling with propane. It's a spirited argument, and I love it because it always ends with a big pile of meat. I prefer coal, by the way.
Wayne Gretzky is a genius.
The Fonz jumping the shark has become a symbolic act, but it was pretty spectacular at the time.
I ordered a scotch on the rocks at a restaurant trying to show off to some friends. It was a huge mistake.
Where would somebody buy a typewriter ribbon?
I like jokes about people going to bars even though I rarely drink.
I'm pretty surprised we don't see Fabio on more TV shows.
I believe in ghosts.
Heather Locklear is hot. Please don't tell my wife I said that.
There used to be a lot more TV shows about butlers than there are today.
I just can't get enough peanut brittle.
All my favorite TV shows get cancelled after their first season.
I try not to go to too many high school basketball games, but it's hard. I just don't want to seem weird.
Pirates in the movies are too magical. Real pirates just want to rob ships. They never fight giant squids, and if they do we never hear about it.
How is Gretzky a genius?
ReplyDeletemikey what the fuck are you talking about? the smurfs had like 10 seasons!
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ReplyDeleteThe Fonz jumping the shark was f*#*ing stupid Mikey, just like YOU!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat man can't handle a scotch on the rocks Mikey? I mean really.
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