It's been so hot the last few days. I have spent more money on popsicles than I did on my last oil change. I don't know if I got a good deal from my mechanic or a terrible deal from my ice cream man.
Avocados are a little too exotic for my tastes.
The only RSS feed I get is a joke of the day, but I haven't laughed once.
Cabbage is best when slawed.
You don't see people making peace signs all the time anymore. I guess people are too busy texting and eating Chinese food.
I haven't read a book about dragons in about 15 years.
Why would people smoke angel dust?
I hate when albums clock in under an hour. I'm not about to spend $20 on a 35 minute CD.
Danny Glover's career has taken a bad turn, but he'll be back.
I'm not that into cake. It's just not for me.
I try not to buy anything made in Russia.
Tasers seem so futuristic.
Pumpkins aren't just for carving faces on.
I hope graffiti never makes a comeback.
Mikey, maybe you should get a different joke of the day RSS feed. Did you ever think about that?
ReplyDeleteI have been eating A LOT of Chinese food lately. I didn't know I was getting in the way of world peace though.
ReplyDeleteI spent over $35 on my last oil change! So that means you spent over $35 on popsicles. You fucking psycho.
ReplyDeleteomg you are so stupid. danny glover? really?? who are you, wes anderson?
ReplyDeleteThe Cold War is over asshole! And wrtf are you buying $20 albums?!?
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