My wife has been asking me to clean out the gutters. There is no way I'm going to climb a ladder and scoop that scum out of there. That's why I had a kid.
The Civil War is in my top 10 all time favorite wars.
Larry Bird was a class act.
Gonzo was so weird. Why would he be hanging out with so many chickens?
I think zebras are the smartest animals.
It's impossible to have a conversation with a baby.
How can missiles and corn both have silos? It seems like they're not that closely related.
Farmers are the real heroes.
If I could learn how to play a guitar, I would. But I know it's easier for me to stick to the violin.
My favorite philosopher is Tony the Tiger.
My wife wants me to quit buying my shirts at Wal-mart, but I can get nice button ups there for a good price.
I can't wait until it's hot. I'm going to listen to so much reggae.
Mugsy Bogues sounds like a violent gangster, but he's really just a small basketball player.
I opened the freezer door into my face the other day. I felt pretty dumb.
Zebras are dumb just like you!
ReplyDeleteStop being a jerk to Gonzo, jerk! Why do YOU hang around with so many ARBY'S sandwiches?
ReplyDeleteGuitar is WAY easier than violin. Also, can you post a list of your top ten favorite wars and the reason why?
ReplyDeletemikey, i'd like to BTK you.
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