One Week In-tertainment (4-03-10)

By Jake 

Not all that much news this week, and sadly most of it is about Sandra Bullock and her idiot husband.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler took a Parisian cruise. Not really new, but I gotta get an Aniston story in somewhere.

There is still no news on when Sandra Bullock's husband's mistress will get a reality show.

Ricky Martin came out of the closet, shocking the entire continent of North America.

Sandra Bullock has no plans to adopt Jesse James' kids. This is another great jump in logic by People.com.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt said they aren't splitting up. I give it 8 months.

Jesse James has checked into a (sex) rehab center. If you need to go to rehab for sex you're living your life wrong.

Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez have split up. I know all the ladies out there were waiting for this news.

There's a rumor going around that Charlie Sheen is going to quit 2.5 Men.

Apparently Twilight fans are now called twi-hards. There are definitely things I hate about America.

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5 comments:

  1. MaddieApril 3, 2010 at 12:42 PM

    i finally have a chance with nick jonas.

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  2. NateApril 5, 2010 at 12:18 AM

    I get a twi-hard-on every time I think about Edward Cullen.

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  3. kaleenaApril 5, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    wow, nate and ricky coming out in the same week? my head's about to explode.
    jake admitted he'd leave me for jennifer aniston and i can't blame him for it. well i can - i assumed he'd have better taste but he does have a thing for annoying bitches.
    aw shit.....

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  4. BubApril 8, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    I don't know if that 2nd picture is the girl from Twilight, Selena Gomez, Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt. I know it's not Jesse James, even though she sort of looks like a Nazi...

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  5. JakeApril 8, 2010 at 2:22 PM

    It's Heidi Montag. I think it's post surgery. She basically looks different in every pic.

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