I'm glad that tax season is over. Now the only tea party I'll hear about is when I watch the new Alice in Wonderland movie when it comes out of Blu-Ray.
My wife always says we're having a family reunion when she serves Uncle Ben's rice. It's kind of cute, but also really annoying.
I hope the fish are biting this year.
A human pyramid seems like it'd be harder to build than the kind you find in Egypt.
If I ever saw an ostrich out of a cage I would run like the dickens.
I don't know if I'd call an astronaut a hero, but I would shake the hand of one.
People who climb mountains probably had a bad childhood.
I haven't heard anybody use the term 'nose candy' in a really long time.
Books on tape will never replace pop music.
The Grand Canyon is not as exciting as I thought, but at least there were donkeys.
I want to get one of those cars that you only have to fill up with gas once every 2000 miles.
I currently cannot get enough sauerkraut.
Goofus is hilarious, but Gallant is just way too straight-laced.
If it was up to me, I would cover all of my food with cheddar sauce.
Mikey quit being racist against Uncle Ben!!
ReplyDeleteI don't usually agree with Mikey, but when it comes to books on tape not replacing pop music I'm 100% on his side.
ReplyDeleteIf it were up to your bowels, they wouldn't let you near the cheddar.
ReplyDelete"I don't know if I'd call an astronaut a hero, but I would shake the hand of one."
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Mikey implied he didn't want to hear about the tea parties, so I'm giving him kudos on this one.
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