Life With Mikey [4-12-10]

By Mikey 

April is my favorite month of the year. I like December because I get to listen to Christmas music and get presents, but I don't like the snow and coldness. Maybe the government can move Christmas to April.



I expected Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist to be longer than it was.

I'm worried about my son finding pornography on the internet. It's a lot more shocking than Playboy was when I was a kid, plus he's not going to learn anything about stereo receivers.

I'm glad it's not snowing anymore, but I sure regret not having a snowball fight.

I'm on a big Tracy Chapman kick.

I'm still mourning Dom Deluise's death.

Origami is not impressive, anybody can fold paper.

I wish I could read web comics all day.

Robin Williams is so funny when he does stand-up, and it translated perfectly to the movie Aladdin.

I would love to go to a Jimmy Buffett concert, but I'd be too worried about people getting too drunk to enjoy myself.

All modern music sounds like it was recorded in a cave.

I've lost fifteen pounds dieting.

I have thought about sliding down a giraffe's neck like a firepole on more than one occasion.

Nobody wants to play Scrabble now that they can play Halo or see a movie about aliens.