
A Zoolander sequel is in the works. Hmmm...
Some idiot thinks making a Gilligan's Island movie is a good idea.
The impossibly bad film Police Academy is getting rebooted. I think Police Academy-mania happened once and it was embarrassing enough that time.

Jim Carey is a fucking grandfather! Fuck that guy!
Marie Osmand's son committed suicide.
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo (who?) adopted a puppy. Yep, that's news.

Jessica Simpson hasn't forgiven John Mayer. I haven't either, but for making the shittiest music possible.
Owen Wilson has joined the next Woody Allen movie.
OYIT Celebrity of the Year, Jenna Elfman gave birth to her second son. Congrats Jenna!
I agree fuck Jim Carey, arrrgh!! Why isn't Ryan Gosling OYIT celeb of the year!!>!?! Great post.
ReplyDeletea zoolander sequel??????????? this is the final straw. i'm boycotting hollywood like anti-semites and evangelicals. and who the fuck is brooklyn decker? is that posh and beckham's son?
ReplyDeleteBrooklyn Decker is Black's partner.
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