My wife keeps telling me to get some Krispy Kreme donuts, but I can't bring myself to cheat on Dunkin' Donuts. They have the best jellies I've ever tasted.
Suge Knight is just a big bully. I said it, and he knows where he can find me.
Joe Piscapo was a pretty funny dude.
What in the heck is a Google Wave?
Excuse me if I think John Candy is funny. I don't think that's a crime.
Is it just me or does Snoop Dogg have too much charisma?
Nobody feels like eating a nice stick of licorice anymore. People just want to carjack you.
I wouldn't go see Drew Carey live or anything, but I do enjoy his show when they replay it on TBS.
Do people still order HBO?
If I get a flat tire I'll just call AAA. I'm not even going to attempt to change it.
Dragons are dinosaurs that breathe fire, but at least they have never existed. That's got to help you sleep at night.
Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the best "get better" combination for a sick fellow.
If gasoline is so expensive in the world of Mad Max I wonder how much it costs per gallon.
My niece finds these new Strawberry Shortcake videos hilarious, but I just don't get them.
Don't fucking threaten on Suge Knight as if you would ever do anything to stand up to him. He will hang you out of a window and all of your Arby's coupons will fall out.
ReplyDeleteI've never been a fan of licorice, but I have only fake-carjacked someone once as a prank.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Mikey, if you could send that tomato soup and grilled cheese my way, I could really use some right now.
Loving John Candy was only a crime during a very short period of time in 1987.
ReplyDeletei know glenn agrees with you about the grilled cheese and tomato soup!
ReplyDeletealso, "Nobody feels like eating a nice stick of licorice anymore. People just want to carjack you."
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Its true. I have seen the data. Teenage licorice use has drop below teenage carjackings!
ReplyDeleteNobody feels like eating a nice stick of licorice anymore. People just want to carjack you.
ReplyDeleteThis was my favorite.. I've been pointing this out to people for years. Thank for backing me up Mikey. And tomato soup an grilled cheese sounds delicious.