Life With Mikey [2-01-10]

By Mikey 

I just bought a new boccie ball set which was a huge mistake. I cannot wait until I can play a game, but it's just too cold right now. Worse yet, there's snow on the ground. I guess I can polish them until it's 60 degrees out.



They say houses need to settle, but it doesn't stop me from believing in ghosts.

Did anybody see Saw V? It was pretty scary. I'm never listening to my friend Mario's recommendations.

I would possibly consider eating a "funny" brownie, but I certainly wouldn't tell my boss about it. If you would, you're a real dingbat.

Is Val Kilmer still a leading man candidate?

I'd make mine Marvel if it was 1986!

The Dark Knight was a good movie. Glad I finally saw it.

Whatever happened to Danny Devito? Seems like the guy fell off my radar.

I've been drunk, I guess. It's been a pretty long time since I got sick from drinking though. Not since college.

I haven't had a baked potato since the last century. Somebody help me out!

A lot of people write me claiming I'm a misogynist, but I love my wife.

Chewing tobacco is really gross.

I heard Spider-man was gay in the comic books now. Is that true?

I wonder if directors would consider changing "Lights, camera, action" to "red light, yellow light, green light." I think it makes the most sense my way.

If apes ruled the planet in the future, I'd have to commit hari kari or whatever because they throw their "stuff" around if you catch my drift.