Life With Mikey [1-25-10]

By Mikey 

I'm not a real art lover. I try to appreciate it when I go to a museum with my family, but everything looks like a Magilla Gorilla coloring book to me. Actually, if there was a Magilla Gorilla exhibit I'd probably like it more than a Picasso one.



I refuse to say "God Bless you" when somebody sneezes. I'm not 10 years old.

Do people still say "doobie?" I need to know when I talk to my son about drugs.

Drinking bleach seems like a pretty weird way to commit suicide.

If you like the rind of a watermelon then you are a disgusting human being.

If I could be any toy I'd choose Wacky Wall Crawler. They seemed like they had the most fun.

I'd chew tobacco if I could blow huge bubbles. Otherwise I'm just not interested.

I would love to buy a DVD of The Many Loves of Doby Gillis, but it's just not possible.

Chewabacca was the real hero of the six Star Wars movies.

Popeye was a cool guy, but he had bad taste in women.

I watched both Fantastic Four movies and I still don't understand the Silver Surfer.

I'll get a haircut when I'm good and ready. Somebody relay that to my wife, please.

People who "trip" and see things probably have interesting stories. I wish somebody would make a documentary or write a book about it.

Dillbert is funny, especially if you've worked in an office.