I'm not a real art lover. I try to appreciate it when I go to a museum with my family, but everything looks like a Magilla Gorilla coloring book to me. Actually, if there was a Magilla Gorilla exhibit I'd probably like it more than a Picasso one.
I refuse to say "God Bless you" when somebody sneezes. I'm not 10 years old.
Do people still say "doobie?" I need to know when I talk to my son about drugs.
Drinking bleach seems like a pretty weird way to commit suicide.
If you like the rind of a watermelon then you are a disgusting human being.
If I could be any toy I'd choose Wacky Wall Crawler. They seemed like they had the most fun.
I'd chew tobacco if I could blow huge bubbles. Otherwise I'm just not interested.
I would love to buy a DVD of The Many Loves of Doby Gillis, but it's just not possible.
Chewabacca was the real hero of the six Star Wars movies.
Popeye was a cool guy, but he had bad taste in women.
I watched both Fantastic Four movies and I still don't understand the Silver Surfer.
I'll get a haircut when I'm good and ready. Somebody relay that to my wife, please.
People who "trip" and see things probably have interesting stories. I wish somebody would make a documentary or write a book about it.
Dillbert is funny, especially if you've worked in an office.
I don't say "God bless you" either, but that's because it's pointless to have something that's not real bless you.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Chewie was only in 3 of the Star Wars movies, but I haven't seen episode three, so I could be wrong.
I hate it when people say "god bless you" to me. I'm not a Christian!
ReplyDeleteOlive Oyl is a total butterface.
ReplyDeletePeople who "trip" and see things probably have interesting stories. I wish somebody would make a documentary or write a book about it.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
mikey, you should watch "go ask alice" before you have that talk with your son.
ReplyDeletewho do you know who has ever eaten a watermelon rind on purpose?? i've never heard of this phenomenon.
my favorite this week:
ReplyDelete"If you like the rind of a watermelon then you are a disgusting human being."
Haha@! I thought that was out of character for Mikey to be so passionate about ANYTHING!
ReplyDelete"Drinking bleach seems like a pretty weird way to commit suicide."
ReplyDeleteGive it a shot Mikey.
Nate why would you suffer through episode 1 and 2 and not watch 3? It's the best of the worst, I guess is what I'm saying.
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