By Jake
We're only a few short days away from Christmas. Hopefully you have all your presents bought for your children, parents, siblings and the suicidal mailman. I admit that I haven't and will probably be heading out to pick some presents up later today.
Keeping with the Christmas theme, especially because it's snowing really hard right now, I present to you some Christmas videos:
Whoa, that was weird how every video is Ernest. I assure you that was a complete coincidence. Why would anybody purposefully post a handful of Ernest videos, mostly having to do with Christmas, on a website in the morning? It doesn't really add up, does it?
Hopefully the Ernest videos didn't ruin your morning, day or life. If they did I apologize from the bottom of my heart. Furthermore, I apologize to any non-Christians and to those that aren't Christmas enthusiasts (such as myself) that I may have offended with this Ernest-loaded Christmas edition of the Good Morning article.
Ernest ruined my Christmas! Luckily I've got a spare
ReplyDeleteERNEST!!! i was watching an episode of roseanne where he plays some prince who's dating jackie and i couldn't pin point who the fuck it was. when i finally did, my friend didn't know who ernest was. in disbelief, i showed her pictures, clips, etc "YOU NEVER WATCHED ERNEST SCARED STUPID AS A CHILD?!???? WHAT ABOUT ERNEST GOES TO CAMP???!! ERNEST GOES TO JAIL??" the answer was no. that was top 10 shocking moments of my life.
ReplyDelete--maddie
I'm glad Lily is commenting, but I hate Christmas. Quit shoving it down my throat Bill O'Reilly!
ReplyDeleteI've never seen any of the Ernesteses.
ReplyDeleteMaddie, I am equally shocked when I find someone who is not a Jim Varney enthusiast.
ReplyDeleteHe died of smoking cancer.
RIP.
CHECK UR LOCAL NEWSPAPER FOR SHOWTIMES????
ReplyDeleteHOGAN'S HEROES AD????
i miss him so much.
if ernest ruined your morning you are heartless. BIG UPS VARNEY!
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