Life With Mikey [10-26-09]

By Mikey

Hollywood should make a movie about that lady astronaut that wore a diaper and wanted to kill that other astronaut. I think America is ready for a movie like that.


I've put more quarters into Centipede than I have into Coke machines.

Throwing knives is dangerous.

Chocolate milk is like putting a wig and dress on a monkey.

I never see people wearing smoking jackets anymore. Maybe people just aren't smoking as much these days.

Ricky Martin was cool back in the late 90s, but then again so was Lou Bega.

Tai Chi seems so lazy to me.

If it wasn't for the internet site Wikipedia I wouldn't know even a quarter of what I know about Richard Jewel.

There should be a movie about the Urkelbot.

Sugar cookies are my least favorite, especially when the sugar is green.

The thing I like most about bloopers is seeing the actors laugh. When they laugh, so do I - that must be why they say "laughter is contagious."

What's the deal with all of these ringtones? Is there something wrong with an old fashioned ring?

I haven't been to a WNBA game in quite a while.

When was the last time you had Shocktarts?

People on the internet have bad attitudes a lot of the time.