By Mikey
Donkey Kong is one of my personal heroes. I like the way he behaves under pressure. I know sometimes when my wife is getting on my case about not mowing the lawn or sweeping up pretzel crumbs I just want to start launching barrels all over the place.
The Simpsons is still as funny today as it was on the Tracy Ullman Show.
I am horrible at making paper airplanes.
I don't trust fortune cookies.
You couldn't pay me enough to go skydiving.
Lady Gaga is actually pretty good. I know you expect me to talk bad about her because I'm "too old" but she has some good tunes.
Crab apples-- yuck!!!
Frozen yogurt is not too bad, although I hate thawed yogurt.
It's time to break out the winter hat and scarf.
I don't drink coffee or tea, but I have my fair share of Sprite.
It's time to throw out leftover hamburger casserole.
Dippin' Dots are a once a year space aged treat.
Modern video games are just too complex for me. I like tennis on the Wii though. You just got to swing around a controller.
Dreadlocks are fine for a reggae band, but if you're working at a shoe store get a regular haircut.
Macadamia nuts are good, but they're like $5 apiece.
Everything on the TV these days seems to be about Cougars. It's just too sexual for my family.
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i was under the impression that dippin' dots were so awesome because they could be enjoyed literally all the time.
ReplyDeleteYou seemed like the kind of person that would drink a lot of Sprite.
ReplyDeleteVideo games are easy once you get the hang of things, Mikey. I know 16 plus buttons is intimidating but you are missing out!!!
ReplyDeleteMikey, some weeks I just don't know what to say to you...
ReplyDeletesorry to break character, but really : jake, this is so funny. life with mikey is hilarious EVERY week. very impressive!
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