Life With Mikey [9-28-09]

By Mikey

Tostitos might be more expensive than a lesser brand of tortilla chips, but the ones shaped like little bowls are totally worth the extra money. You can put a small amount of soup in each chip and you save money on dishes, except for the plate you have to put the chips on.


I have a celebrity crush on Rachel Ray.

I don't drink often but I enjoy a glass of Sutter Home with dinner occasionally.

If there's a more exotic fruit than pineapple I haven't heard of it.

I'd rather die than eat pasta from Domino's or Pizza Hut.

If you are not an avocado fan you and I are going to have some problems.

Cobb salad sounds like it would be a pile of garbage.

I always wear my seat belt, even though I have never been in a car accident.

I don't know much about art. I do know the names of all the painters who the Ninja Turtles are named after.

Where is Danny Devito's Oscar?

Pele might have been good as soccer, but could he cook a pizza? I doubt it.

Why can't every kind of gum be bubble gum?

USA canceled Silk Stalkings too soon. It was way ahead of its time.

Paul Reiser is my favorite author.