Good Morning, Healthcare Reform!

By Ingrid



Thank you also for providing us with that footage of the woman re-enacting the bear sighting:






Really, this protester is dead on: When I broke my ribs in that car accident last summer, I didn't want medical treatment -- I wanted to shed my holiday fat! I wanted leafy greens and yoga! When my uncle, a Vietnam vet, started coughing up black phlegm with traces of Agent Orange in it, the first thing he said when he finally caught his breath was: "Fire up the treadmill! What I need is some exercise!"


Maddie, please transmit this urgent message to the proper authorities!


Annoy a liberal: forget the second N in "annoy" and then squeeze it in last minute. Also, wear a fanny pack.


I forget which side this guy was on. The sign reads: "Jesus will bring universal healthcare in 2012!!"


Hmm, that's not what you said to me when I was protesting Iraq. Remember? You drove by and screamed "LOVE IT OR LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAVE IT, HIPPIE!!!!" and then threw a Hardee's cup at me.

In other, related news, as I rode my bike through campus today I noticed that the College Republicans in the square were holding a sign that said, "Tired of change?" At least the GOP is finally coming out and admitting that they're a bunch of crotchety old fist-shakers.

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12 comments:

  1. I'm so sick of hearing about health care reform. I'm against people on both sides because they won't shut the fuck up about it.

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  2. jake, you feel so vehemently apathetic on the issue that i can only guess that you've never had a run-in with the insurance system before...and/or never had to go without treatment because you can't afford it? i don't really view this as a political issue so much as a basic right that we're not necessarily getting.

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  3. No, I have had to go without medical help before and have dealt with getting treatment without insurance. I just am sick of hearing people talk about this issue. I'm for it, but it's getting tiresome hearing about it. Both sides are annoying.

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  4. I had fucking worms in my balls!!!

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  5. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. i didn't even know it was POSSIBLE to get worms in balls. leave it to jake to get worms when it's impossible to get worms.

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  7. Ing,
    We need to hang out now that you're back in CoMo.
    Nate

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  8. if you want to hang out with me tonight in the form of attending the first amnesty international meeting, feel free!

    you might be the only person there besides us.

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