Cheers and Jeers with Mikey [9/22/09]

By Mikey

As a man in his mid-30s people are always asking me my opinion on things. That's why I was asked to do this article, I guess.


Cheers

• Arby's Roastburger
  -At first I was against my favorite eatery adding new sandwiches to the menu. Then I remembered that they say variety is the spice of life. The best is dipping the Roastburger in the au jus. Just try it!!!
  
  
• 30 Rock
  -The big winner at the Emmys. I don't really understand this show. It's like Frasier without the opera, drinking and the dog/dad dynamic.
  
  
• G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra
  -I didn't watch the cartoon but I played with the toys. This movie was action-packed. I left the theater chanting "USA! USA!" but that can be said about most movies.
  
  
• Donkey Kong
  -The hardest game I have ever played.
  
  
• Oakleys
  -Best sunglasses I've ever had. They block the sun from your eyes like nobody's business.
  
  

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  Jeers
  
  
• Camping
  -Too many stupid bugs and who likes to sleep on rocks?
  
  
• People who don't pick up after their dogs
  -If you know what I mean.
  
  
• Subway
  -Why should I pay $7 for 12 inches of sandwich with three tomatoes on it? Outrageous.
  
  
• Sarcasm
  -Give it a rest already, slackers.
  
  
• Reality shows about ghosts
  -My wife likes these but they give me nightmares. I have to watch these with her so I can watch some of the Andy Griffith marathon.