If you're a regular reader of my featured article "Life with Mikey" then you know I am the kind of person who feels passionately about almost everything. In this article I'm going to list some of the things that make me "cheer" and others that make me "jeer." I hope you find it informational and helpful.
- Arby's au jus sauce
-So good that I would eat it on pasta if my wife let me. - Milkshakes
-A strawberry milkshake washes my worries away. - Fishing
-The best sport because when you win you get a free meal. - Ellen DeGeneres
-A hilarious comedian and now an American Idol judge. - Gilligan's Island
-A classic.
Jeers - Wendy's chili
-Disgusting. - Lady Gaga's gender questioning rumors
-Leave the lady alone. - Patrick Swayze's death
-We lost a great actor and a great man. - Crossword puzzles
-They're boring and too hard. - Line dancing
-My wife made me go line dancing with her once, it was one of the worst experiences of my life. It's the dance version of waiting in line.
Cheers
Gilligan's Island is so awful.
ReplyDeleteBryan once tried to convince me to get a Wendy's Chill but I got a McFlurry instead. I didn't want to try something new.
ReplyDeleteWendy's chili has meat in it anyway. The McFlurry only contains chicken broth.
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ReplyDeleteWendy's chili has fingers in it.
ReplyDeleteellen's an american idol judge??
ReplyDeleteYep, she sure is.
ReplyDeletei was reading the University newspaper during a break between classes, and I found that Mikey has some competition. He's younger and edgier. I can't find any of his bullet-ed life observation articles but here's his hilarious collegehumor page
ReplyDeletehttp://www.collegehumor.com/user:505847
Here's a sample from memory
ReplyDelete-I love having a penis and it allows me to pee on anything...anywhere and that's better than any legos.
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ReplyDeleteGary if you want to have a humor column there I'm sure all you have to do is ask.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailyiowan.com/2009/09/16/Metro/12921.html
ReplyDeletethere it is in the right column. Amazing fire Mikey! right now.