Morn'

By Jake

Oh shit, this is a hurried morning. We better just sit down real quick for breakfast (1 egg, piece of whole grain toast and honeydew melon). Here's a few videos that will make your already off day somewhat bearable.



This picture almost makes you think that I live by nature, which is just simply not true. Mostly, I live by gas stations, fast food restaurants and copy shops. It's a nice place to live if you need some duplicates.


I just found out that the "playlist" feature on Youtube is not running tonight due to maintenance. In light of that, I have to think of videos to show you. Here is my favorite scene from the smash hit 80s teen comedy Can't Buy me Love starring Patrick Dempsey as a nerd who attempts to buy love, in vain.


I hope that when you buy these sonogram cufflinks you are immediately imprisoned. The kind of person who would wear these would have to be seriously deranged. Buy them here.


I'm posting this for two reasons: 1) I didn't know the Mekons actually made music videos and 2) I feel like a music video is expected from me and I don't want to let anybody down. This song also fucking rules. It's a good way to relax and rock out at the same time. It's going to set the mood for your entire day whether you listen to it or not.

Have a great day.