Life with Mikey [6-29-09]

By Mikey

Do you remember that show Muppet Babies? It was weird because it was a cartoon and Muppets are puppets, but they were cute so it didn't really matter. I liked when Gonzo would sing songs about being weird because I could identify with it. Gonzo is one of my heroes, and so is Abraham Lincoln.


Boxing is classy compared to UFC.

Why aren't there many sitcoms on tv anymore? Sometimes I wish I could lay on the couch after a long day of yard work and watch Veronica's Closet.

I can't think of a single thing I hate more than chickpeas. Yuck!

Where did I put that plunger? Never can find it when I need it the most.

The hiccups is the worst disease I can think of.

Chinese Checkers is pretty fun, but it doesn't have the spirit that American Checkers have. Maybe I'm just patriotic.

I took swimming lessons three summers ago. Biggest waste of $150.

Sugar is so good in cookies and other things like that, but have you ever ate just a spoonful of it? It's not my thing.

It's summer and you know what that means: time to break out the Incubus CDs.

I don't know what Burning Man is, but it doesn't seem like something I want to be involved with.

A Flock of Seagulls were pretty overrated.

I hate hummus so much.

I have gone fishing five times in June this year. I have caught maybe ten fish. Maybe I should try switching up my bait.

That song about wearing sunglasses at night so you can see could not be more wrong. Just ask my mechanic.

Forget Godzilla, if you want to make a really scary movie make one about my mother-in-law.