Life With Mikey [5-25-08]

By Mikey

I started jogging in the morning. Man, I hate jogging so much. I wear one of those headbands that tennis players wear, and I feel like such a doofus. I would never head over to Arby's wearing one of those, that's for sure. Sometimes I think about just running around the corner and sitting down for 20 minutes, but my wife would probably know. It's like she has ESP sometimes.


  • Jumanji is a crazy movie.

  • I wish I had sausage for dinner more often.

  • Remember those trolls from the early 90s? They had cool, colorful hairs, but I don't like them because I am not a fan of casual nudity.

  • If I could only watch one show for the rest of my life it would almost definitely be Fox's "Bones".

  • Whatever happened to rock and roll music?

  • Titanic was really a pretty decent movie after all the hype died down.

  • Turkeys look really weird. Just think about it.

  • I would have no idea how I would perform a diamond heist. Luckily, I have never been in the situation where I would have to.

  • That Eminem uses some very colorful language.

  • My wife cannot get enough of Boggle. I am not a huge fan, though.

  • Herbie Goes Banana is not as good as you might think.

  • I could not care less about Barcelona.

  • I guess I'm lucky to never have known anybody who committed suicide.

  • I occasionally enjoy a cigar on the patio, but I'm against smoking in restaurants.

  • You don't hear that much about Donna Reed these days. Maybe she's dead.

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    9 comments:

    1. life with mikey is the gr8est thing about oyit.

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    2. Troll dolls were just ahead of their time. Give it awhile, they'll be coming back and casual nudity will be embraced nation-wide.
      and jumanji IS crazy, mikey.

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    3. Mikey did you see the Dog Whisperer on Bones last night? It was pretty neat.

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    4. Eminem calls people faggots. That's not colorful; it's offensive.

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    5. Glenn, stop acting like you listen to rap music. You don't know who is calling people faggots unless it's on a rerun of Friends or Land of the Lost.

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    6. I owned and listened to the Marshall Mathers LP. Just because I moved on from 2002 doesn't mean I don't remember who was a bigot.

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    7. I mean Slim Shady LP maybe. I don't know if there's a difference and I don't know how to use the internet to look.

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    8. Firstly, I don't get why people say Eminem says "faggot" when 95% of rappers say it and with much more venom. He doesn't even say it that much, either.

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