This has become a fairly popular feature. I honestly don't know why, but I give the people what they want. If they want things I hear at the mall, then so be it!
Overheard at the Mall
By Jake
This has become a fairly popular feature. I honestly don't know why, but I give the people what they want. If they want things I hear at the mall, then so be it!
"Evening Shade: The Band!" (A man shouted this)
"If I try on one more polo shirt I'm going to hang myself." (said by a 50 year old man to his wife)
"Mighty Mouse could easily defeat Underdog. Underdog is a faggot." (said by the same 50 year old man to his wife)
"Of course the Orange Julius is great, but have you tried the Strawberry Julius? It's fabulous!"
"Where does one find a Reader's Digest in this series of stores?" (asked by a mustachioed man to a security guard)
"You basically have to special order a unicycle this day and age."
"Check out my Street Sharks tattoo, dude."
"I would literally kill a homeless person for some Panda Express right now." (said by a 20 year old girl)
"Julius Caesar was not as great as the salad that is named after him."
This has become a fairly popular feature. I honestly don't know why, but I give the people what they want. If they want things I hear at the mall, then so be it!
STREET SHARKS!
ReplyDeleteI really don't get everyone's obession with Panda Express. Lame it up some more kids!
ReplyDeleteI would never eat Chinese fast food. What could be more disgusting?
ReplyDeleteif it's not made by chinese people, it's not chinese. at least in a mall - jake makes good chinese food, though he is not chinese.
ReplyDeleteThat's true, I make good Chinese food at the mall. I was trained by the best in the food court biz.
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