Life with Mikey [3-4-09]

By Mikey


Hi, I'm grateful for all the positive comments I've been getting for my posts. Thank you very much. You guys are why I write this article every week, and why I will keep writing it. Please enjoy.

• Frosted Flakes may be the most important cereal.
  
  
• If I had a new pair of Ray-bans I'd be in heaven.
  
  
• Pouring a hot cup of coffee on your lap seems like a pretty poor way to become a millionaire. I'd prefer working hard and being determined.
  
  
• My favorite movie: The Lion King. End of story.
  
  
• I know that the Monkees didn't originally write their own music, but that doesn't stop me from singing "The Last Train to Clarksville" every single time I do karaoke.
  
  
• Last night I was lying in bed and I heard the floor creak and my bedroom's doorknob was jiggling. I thought it was a ghost. It was just my wife. I had accidentally locked her out. It was still really scary.
  
  
• I don't put a bunch of fancy stuff in my burritos: beans, rice and cheese are a proven formula. Why mess with success?
  
  
• They always tell you to eat your green vegetable, but I'd rather eat a cheeseburger.
  
  
• MC Hammer's career was very inspirational in the early 90s. I wish that guy would make another album.
  
  
• Why would anybody have a ferret as a pet? I just don't get it.
  
  
• Sometimes I understand how Ziggy feels.
  
  
• Sword swallowers are immensely talented human beings and we should pay our respects to them.
  
  
• My economic stimulus package consists mostly of coupons to Arby's and Bob's Big Boy.
  
  
• Third Eye Blind's Semi-Charmed Life might be the most underrated pop tune of the 90s. I still listen to it and sing the "doot doot doot doot" chorus.
  
  
• I'm glad that Prince stopped being that symbol. That was just way too confusing for most of us.
  
  
• The Pink Panther 2 starring Steve Martin really is better than the original.
  
  
• Paris Hilton might be a bit airheaded, but she is a really good singer and very attractive.
  
  
• I'm not interested in the books by Charles Dawkins, Sam Harris and such that talk about how God isn't real. Let's just say if he wasn't real, I wouldn't go to church every Sunday.
  
  
• Give me a toy train set and I won't bother you for days.