I caught my son downloading music last week. He was downloading Viva La Vida by Coldplay. I took him aside and explained how artists are getting poor because of downloading. He told me that Coldplay is really rich, which made my point look uninformed. I guess I'm just going to let him download as long as he gets that really good Cardigans album for me.
- How can one man have as much talent as Dan Akroyd?
- I would drive to Utah for a cherry Hostess Fruit Pie right now. Luckily they have them at the corner store.
- I just don't understand why somebody would "huff" the fumes from gold spray paint. I guess it really does take all kinds.
- I never read the Berenstain Bears books to my children, because I don't want to glorify bears.
- Smarties have it made. The time you always see Smarties is when there's a parade. If they ever need to increase profits they can just throw a parade.
- Nachos? Yes please.
- They say the good die young. Somebody explain Don Rickles to me then, that man is a saint.
- Dare? Double Dare? Physical Challenge? Sometimes life can be so confusing!
- A few days ago I was in the basement playing with my toy train set when my wife comes down reading me the riot act. I hate when I get yelled at in front of my trains. Wifes...
- If a turkey doesn't have stuffing in it, then it ain't a turkey.
- So what am I supposed to do with the string after I have eaten the "beads" off of my candy necklace.
- Why is Larry the Cable Guy funny? I just don't understand what all the hype is about.
- My wife got me one of those giant Pixi Stix when she was getting Easter Candy for our kids. She might as well have just opened my chest and put a piece of lit dynamite right inside of my heart.
- I accept all friend requests on Facebook even if I don't really know the person because who could turn down more friends?
- I picked Gonzaga to win the NCAA basketball title this year, just like I do every year. The reason? Simple: it sounds a lot like Gonzo, my favorite character from the Muppet Babies.
Did Dave Coullier ghost write this shit?
ReplyDeletei say it all the time but i <3 mikey...in a platonic way. i also share his love of nachos.....i LOVE nachos. almost as much as burritos.
ReplyDeletehey mikey, if you've got a kitten that string from the candy necklace makes a great toy. for cats too!
Dave Coulier wouldn't even use this shit in one of his "pretend" stand-ups he did on episodes of Full House, which were probably the only things worse than his actual stand-up.
ReplyDeleteWhat a smart child.
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