Sorry guys, I forgot to write an opening paragraph. I've been so busy this week starting my annual spring cleaning. I almost got my garage completely cleaned. Right now my face is covered in grease from all the oily rags I keep stocked up in my garage. You never know when you're going to need one.
- I like to watch silent films and play the music of the Eagles. Life doesn't get better than playing air guitar to Metropolis.
- Hamburger Helper? As if hamburger needs help!
- I just hate Eddie Haskel so much.
- There is no game that I'd rather play that Boggle. My wife always beats me, but I have a great time.
- John Laroquette is pure class.
- Tony the Tiger is more important, philosophically, to me than Descartes, Sartre and Hegel combined.
- I'd like to nominate Judas Iscariot for the worst person who ever lived.
- Excuse me, but I just don't find soccer exciting in the least.
- I'd kill to play one more game of Donkey Kong Jr.
- They just don't make shows like 3rd Rock from the Sun anymore.
- I was walking down the street the other day and it had just rained. Some clod comes barreling down the road in his car and splashes water on me. People these days.
- Let's all brace ourselves for Pogs: they're coming back into style.
Mikey, you say what the rest of us wouldn't dare to think.
ReplyDelete"I'd like to nominate Judas Iscariot for the worst person who ever lived."
ReplyDeleteoh mikey, i read this 5 mins ago and i'm still loling. you are an IDIOT!
Ha! Mikey is finally getting the comeuppance he deserves thanks to Maddie.
ReplyDeleteOh god, Pogs.
ReplyDeleteI hate Eddie Haskel too! Let's start a hate club and put him as hater #1 in our hate book.
ReplyDelete"Hamburger Helper? As if hamburger needs help!"
ReplyDeletehahaha - that one got me.
this is possibly my second favorite 'life with mikey' since the arby's one.