Boy Meets World --Too Hot for TV

By Gary



[SCENE – School Cafeteria. Cory walks to up a vending machine to get a snack, while Feeny retrieves coffee from the machine next to it.]

Cory: Good morning, Mr. Feeny. (looks ashamed and stares at his shoes)

Feeny: Morning, Mr. Matthews. (Cory begins to shake violently) No need to be afraid? Doesn’t your mother feed you a fuckin' breakfast?

Cory: ummm, she does. But I gotta get the taste of shredded wheat out of my mouth. (Opens candy bar and quickly eats the entire thing)


Feeny: Y’know, if you need anything....you can always ask me. (Sips coffee)

Cory: Oh, thanks, Mr. Feeny.

Feeny: There’s no gravity in space, Mr. Matthews, therefore astronauts suck up. Learn from them. (Walks away upset)

(Cory walks over to a table where his friends, Shawn and Nicolas, are sitting and joins them)

Shawn: He’s gonna make your whole life miserable.

Cory: (Shrugs) I’m gonna be miserable anyhow, I’m taking him with me. 3-17 is the big sorry day. (looks sexually aroused)

Shawn: Hey, who’s that? (Looks to a table where Feeny is accosting a younger, female teacher)

Nicolas: I think she’s in danger.

Shawn: She must be in danger, she’s talking to Feeny.

Nicolas: (To Cory) Okay, so how late did you stay up last night?

Cory: Don't' remember...

Nicolas: Monologue, first guest.

Shawn: Monologue, first guest, bad sketch.

Cory: Cried, attempted suicide, failed like everything I do, went to sleep.

Nicolas: Monologue, first guest, bad sketch, funny zoo animal… Dane Cook!

Cory: Fuck No!

Shawn: Dane Cook! (Nicolas nods)

(Bell rings)

Shawn: (Stands with friends) And there’s the bell.

Cory: Four hours till lunch. Hopefully, I make it..this whole bottle of sleeping pills is very tempting (They all walk off)

...To be continued