Overheard at the Mall

By Jake

• "I would love the Dancehall Crashers if they weren't a ska band."
  
  
• "Vice Versa and Like Father Like Son are totally different. I mean, come on dick!" (Said by 35 year old man to his son)
  
  
• "I'm gonna eat so many fuckin' Maid Rite sandwiches!" (Said by a teen boy who was very hungry)
  
  
• "No, Jason didn't kill anybody in Friday the 13th part 1, it was his mom. The reboot is revisionist history."
  
  
• "They should make a Hungry Hungry Hippos video game, daddy." (Said by a child on his way into Game Stop)
  
  
• "Fuck yeah I've heard the new Coldplay, I'm not stupid!"