Overheard at the Mall

By Jake

10. "After this Orange Julius, let's go get some wallet chains from Hot Topic."

9. "Face/Off was way better than Broken Arrow, hands down."

8. "Marsupilami? I'm more of a Bonkers kind of guy."

7. "You sunk my battleship." (Near the Battleship tournament being held at the mall)

6. "That photo booth took my last dollar!" (Yelled at a confused security guard)

5. "I'm going to get my eyebrows threaded and I don't give a shit what my mom says about it."

4. "Sbarro pizza always gives me explosive diarrhea." (said by me)

3. "What store sells those t-shirts with the Looney Toons in baggy clothing?"

2. "That was my last Lik-a-Stick, asshole!"

1. "I only sucked his dick on the school bus once. Whoever told you that was a lying." (said by a 14 year old girl)

6 comments:

  1. BubFebruary 15, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    Face / Off is definitely better than Broken Arrow. I wonder who was arguing that it wasn't? Probably some asshole at the Battleship Convention.

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  2. JakeFebruary 16, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    Tommy Twotone said number 8.

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  3. MaddieFebruary 16, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    i love sbarro and this list of things overheard at the mall

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  4. GlennFebruary 16, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    I'd like to know how many of these were true.

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  5. JakeFebruary 16, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    Sbarro really does give me diarrhea and the eyebrow threading is also true.

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  6. JakeFebruary 16, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    14 year old girls do suck dick on school buses, too. I didn't hear that at the mall, I heard it at a bait shop.

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