Life with Mikey [2-25-09]

By Mikey

Hi guys. Last week was such a huge success that I had a special dinner to celebrate. We had meatloaf (my favorite), green beans and mashed potatoes. It was so good. I wish my wife could cook for all of you.

• Thought this winter was over! I wouldn't be shocked if we saw a lot more ice.
  
  
• I never really cared for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but I loved Men in Black.
  
  
• I recommend re-reading all the books you loved as a child. If it doesn't move you to tears, I'll throw a BBQ.
  
  
• Is it just me or is it like McDonald's isn't even trying anymore?
  
  
• Steve Kerr in a 3-point shooting contest. It's over. You've lost. Pack your bags.
  
  
• Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't Jim Davis the greatest human being to ever have lived?
  
  
• I need a new funny videos website to visit. Suggestions?
  
  
• Let's see if we can't get Cuba Gooding Jr. another Academy Award. Such grace. Really athletic, too.
  
  
• Sometimes I think about what if I was on death row and about to get a lethal injection, what would I choose as my last meal? I think it would be an Arby-Q and KFC's coleslaw and biscuits. That would be so good.
  
  
• I do not, nor will I ever, understand "road rage."
  
  
• Am I dreaming or is this a toasted Quizno's prime rib sub in front of me?
  
  
• Here we have computers that basically run every part of our lives, and I'm still sitting around on Sunday afternoons licking stamps.
  
  
• I was watching Deadwood the other day. Oh boy, they swear a lot on that show. I wish they could keep it clean.
  
  
• Not sure about Mr. Leno moving to an earlier slot. I'll keep you posted...
  
  
• You know what I am afraid of? Ghosts. They scare the heck out of me.
  
  
• French fries? Keep dreaming! Hand me a plate of curly fries, please.
  
  
• Is it just me, or is work super stressful? I wish nobody had to work and we could just stay home and play Connect Four with our children and wives. That would be the life.
  
  
• I take cold medicine when I get sick even though it weakens my immune system. At least it weakens my immune system less than HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. That would make me a lot more susceptible to future sickness than taking cold medicine.
  
  
• Magic Johnson was a great basketball player on the court, but Larry Bind was even better. I love the city of Boston so maybe I'm biased!
  
  
• Bananas are cheap and delicious. We have a lot of things in common with monkeys and bananas are the one I don't mind admitting. There are worse fruits to eat and worse animals to share things in common with.