OYIT is going through some changes. We are losing writers and hopefully gaining some (although that is probably doubtful). Glenn and myself have decided to scale back on the number of articles we are going to write. This essentially means Glenn has give up on Good Morning from OYIT. I could write it every day, but nobody really reads it and I'd rather spend my time writing TV Show Ideas or some other trivial shit nobody reads, but at least I enjoy writing that stuff.
If one of you out there wants to tackle the Good Morning article, then we would welcome it with arms wide open, like that douche from Creed. It is a really easy article to write, really. Like I said, I would do it, but I don't want to flood the site with my articles that nobody reads. Heather is the most popular person on the site, so in theory she should take it over. We'll see.
Let's not dwell on this, instead let's take do one last (hopefully not the last, but probably will be) "of the day" for old times sake.
Hair Dryer of the Day
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Thank you and good morning. Remember if you want to write this article, please email me at jake@oneyearintexas.com.
I used the Conair to roast human flesh when I was in that plane crash in the Andes Mountains. You may remember this as portrayed in the 1993 film Alive.
ReplyDeleteThey won't let me use that testimonial on their blog.
Why is glenn such a quitter?! I will miss the good morning posts!
ReplyDeleteHeh. I would rather wake up extremely hungover w/crazy shits than take over this column.
ReplyDeletesay it ain't so boys!
ReplyDelete2/24/09 - OYIT starts its slow decline.
ReplyDelete2/25/09: OYIT rises from the murky waters to stomp Tokyo into dust. The citizens run in fear.
ReplyDelete2/26/09 - all writers killed in a freak accident.
ReplyDelete3/2/09 - new cybernetic versions of all writers built to completion and take over control of the site.
was this truly the last good morning post? and are we all robots?
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is the last one. I think Keelin talked us into bringing it back.
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