Fish Pun of the Week

By Josh


“You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.”
-Douglas Adams


Swivel: More fish puns so Rikki dies Ainside
Cannings: There hasn't been any fish puns nick
Nothing fishy going on here
But there cod be
Swivel: Wondered how you would tackle that paul!
Melde: Paul
Cannings: You bait'd me nick
Malfeasance: and now he's hooked

if you have any fish puns or referrals where I can find good fish puns please let me know josh@oneyearintexas.com

7 comments:

  1. JoshFebruary 2, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    I met this kid from Wales of all places (no joke) and he told me there was an entire class at some comedy school devoted to fish puns. It seems too good to be true.

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  2. BubFebruary 3, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    Barramundi? I barely know her!!

    Sun-burned Macho Man Randy Savage? Red Snapper (ouch!)

    Eel halibut salmon tuna!

    Swordfish!@

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  3. JakeFebruary 3, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    lol! You're a regular Marlin Wayans.

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  4. JakeJanuary 1, 2010 at 8:20 PM

    A classic.

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  5. GlennJanuary 1, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    On the one year anniversary of this article I'm going to either do another article full of fish puns or release sarin gas on the subway in Chicago.

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  6. GlennMarch 21, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    I ended up doing both.

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  7. GlennFebruary 4, 2013 at 2:39 PM

    The fish pun article kiled more people.

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