Life with Mikey

By Mikey

Hi, I'm Mikey. I was asked to post here by a friend. I have a unique take on life's little foibles. I'm here to share them with you. I hope you enjoy it.

Maybe it's just me, but I think tattoos are pretty rebellious. Did you know they make blacklight tattoos? It's neat.

I watch sports because I'm a man. Did you notice that in football, they mostly use their hands? Also, football is what we call soccer and they use their feet. Pretty weird, huh?

Is it just me or is Sheryl Crow still an attractive and excellent musician?

Do girls ever go "all the way" on the first date with you? Maybe that's too edgey, I apologize.

What's your favorite baseball team? Mine is the Tigers. Tigers have stripes.

Aren't computers amazing?

Remember in Ernest Goes to Jail when he can shoot lightning out of his fingers? That was a good movie, right?

In E.T. that alien loved Reese's Pieces. Why do aliens have such a sweet tooth? It's pretty weird if you think about it.

Where's Waldo? He's always hiding behind stuff and it's hard to find him. Those are books that I buy my son.

John Candy had a lot of great roles in his career. My favorite is Uncle Buck.

Remember when Hulk Hogan body slammed Andre the Giant at Wrestle Mania III? That was a phenomenal display of power.

If I could have any super power I think I'd want to fly. That would be fun, I bet.

I was fishing last weekend. I was using nightcrawlers, of course. I had very little luck. I blame the weather.

I watched a Steven Segal movie on TNT the other day. They edited all the best parts out. I was quite disappointed. I'm going to queue it up on Netflix.

When you add baking soda to vinegar it foams up like crazy. You can make a mock volcano out with a little crafting. I helped my son make one once. It was pretty cool. I guess I like science.

I don't get why everybody loves John Lennon so much. Maybe you can explain it to me.

When I drink coffee I always make sure to put sugar in, but no cream. I like it sweet but not creamy. That's just me, though.

Russian roulette is not a game I'd play. Give me Monopoly any day and I'll be happy!

When you're on the internet and you shorten words to initials it can get confusing. I understand "LOL" and "ROFL" and even "WTF" but there's way too many to keep track of. Some of us have work to do and can't abbreviate everything to three letters.

I haven't even played a video game since Space Invaders. I'm okay with that.

Peacocks are glorious.

Hopefully I'll be back with another one next week. I guess it depends on your reactions.